While it's in its traditional slummer, it usually thinks up some new events for the next time it rears it's head in public. To save it some thought, I have compiled a list of events I'd like to see added.
Paintball - I've never tried it, however the thought of watching the thrill and strategy of paintball on t.v is very alluring. Plus, the commentators would be hilarious.
Chess - It may sound crazy, but it will work! Think about it. All the thrill and strategy of chess on t.v! Plus, the commentators would be even more hilarious!
Football - No, not soccer. American football. Not only would this provide the U.S or Canada with an extra metal, but it would cause a fair bit of confusion as to what to call it vs. soccer.
Controversy - This will be a hit, which team will score the most controversy earning them a medal? Not only will the fans love it, the tabloids will too!
Planking - Even tough it's not as hip as it once was, planking is a great option for the Olympics! Metals are awarded to the athlete with the most original and difficult plank. (owling is also an option)
There you have it! My 5 new Olympic sports for next year... or in 4 years... same thing....
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